What does your monthly horoscope have in store this June?
Another month, another horoscope. Check out what’s going on for your star sign in July, from Miss FQ’s spiritual guru One Grounded Angel.
ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
Emoji: angry face
Feeling like the world’s against you? Nothing working out as you’d planned? Well, you’re an Aries so you’re not going to let that stop you, are you? Even though it seems like what you want is far beyond your reach, the Universe wants you to know that a) impossible things are totally possible, and b) everything’s going to work out just fine (phew!). Hey, we live in a world where people with very little talent can become squillionaires (proof: a certain family with a surname starting with K), so pretty much anything can happen. Dust yourself off and try again.
If it’s your love life that’s turned pear-shaped, put down that bottle of tequila immediately. The July 23 new moon in Leo marks a new start in all matters lurrrve, so exciting times are ahead – particularly for those ready to become mummas.
It’s looking like an emotional month all round, actually (eeek). On July 10 you’ll be feeling extra sensitive, prone to taking work dramz personally, and on July 18 you’re likely to fly off the handle (rage level: the Biebs when asked for a fan selfie). Consider yourself (and your nearest and dearest) warned.
TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
Emoji: dancing lady
If the word ‘Venus’ just makes you think of razors (remember those? You probs last used them in March…), this month may be a little challenging. The Universe wants you to bring out your inner femme fatale this month, Taurus. This is not a drill. With Venus, the planet of love and beauty, in the sign of Gemini, the astrological flirt, from July 4 to 31, it’s a great time for doing alluring lay-dy things like updating your wardrobe and upping your seduction game. Feeling like Oscar the Grouch’s dishevelled mother? Time to get your feminine on, perhaps with a mini makeover or even dance or makeup classes. Remember that beauty comes from the inside, so if your internal DJ is playing that stupid ‘not good enough’ song on repeat, make a point of saying the encouraging things to yourself on the reg that your BFF would say to you – and know that they are absolutely true.
Singles, the Universe is sending new partners your way, but you need to set your sights high. TLC don’t want no scrubs, and neither should you. There’s nothing more beautiful than confidence, so back your hawt self and get out there!
GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
Emoji: girl at hair salon
Downloading: New You 2.0. Transformation is in the air, with Jupiter (the sign of expansion) in Libra (the sign of passion and creativity), tempting many Geminis to make bold changes. You might hit up your hairstylist for a radical new ‘do or embark on a big creative project (hello, YouTube fame!). Remember, no matter where you’re from or what you’ve through, your future is a clean slate. Even the girls on Orange is the New Black – who have precious little freedom – are constantly evolving (although perhaps not always for the better lol). If you’re itching for change but don’t know what to focus on, ask the Universe to give you inspiration, then trust your intuition on the right direction for you.
Towards the end of the month, Venus (the love planet) shifts into your anchoring second house, putting emphasis on what really matters. Snuggling with bae in front of the fire has never been so appealing – particularly for those with babies on the brain (nudge nudge, wink wink). There may be a pull to revisit your hometown or strengthen family ties by booking in quality time with the whanau. Don’t forget your roots, my friend.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
Emoji: house
Should you stay or should you go now? Some conflicting energies come through this month, and it’ll be up to you which hand you play. Some Cancers will be deeply affected by Jupiter, the planet of expansion, sitting in your fourth house, the area of home, family and emotions (which is the house your sign presides over, BTW – so its energy is v strong). You may feel compelled to redecorate the house or even move, make family plans… or just have an emotional meltdown (let it allllll out). By contrast, others will feel Jupiter’s travel energies and start packing their suitcases, seeking a fresh perspective on their problems. This might seem like running away, but sometimes we get a greater sense of home and ourselves by exploring other locales. Actually, spending more time outdoors – even if it’s in your own postcode – could be the most healing thing you do this month.
There’s a sense of needing to walk away from relationships, both professional and personal, that aren’t working out anymore. This can be scary for Cancers, who crave security, but the Universe wants you to know it’s OK to let go. It may not seem like it right now, but these changes are for your greater good.
LEO
(July 23-August 22)
Emoji: car
Looking in the rear-view mirror is a good idea when you’re driving on the open road, but while cruising through 2017, you need to be looking forwards. Many Leos are struggling with regrets from the past (things you wish you did or didn’t do, people you wish you did or didn’t do…) but please know everything worked out as it was supposed to, even the shitty stuff*. You may be able to stick a filter on photos (#aboutlastnight) so your weekend looks more glam and more massive than it ~actually~ was, but there’s no way of editing the past. And that’s a good thing, BTW. All you can do is learn your lessons (yep, you probably should have listened to your mates when they told you not to text that loser back), and move on.
This year there are two new moons in Leo – which is about as rare as a season without a rugby sex scandal – and the first one hits on July 23. This is the perfect time for a reinvention or starting something new and bold that kinda scares you but also makes your feet tippy-tap with excitement. Stop thinking, start doing.
*Memo from the Universe: that job/relaysh you didn’t get wasn’t right for you anyway.
VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
Emoji: girl crossing arms
One word for you this month, Virgo: boundaries. Some Virgs are running themselves ragged saying ‘yes’ to everyone because they don’t want to let anyone down – and consequently, letting themselves down (particularly around July 2, 10 and 24). Others are trying to solve other people’s problems instead of dealing with their own stuff (umm distraction ploy, anyone?!). If that’s you, hear this: it’s not your job to play Judge Judy. Leave other peeps to make their own good/bad decisions about their behaviour.
Because the planet Saturn (associated with responsibility and restrictions) is hanging out in your fourth house (all about home, family and femininity), you may find your mother or a strong female figure is getting all up in your grill. Again, boundaries. People can’t push you around if you’re willing to assert your boundaries (Attn. All. Doormats). Don’t let anyone emotionally manipulate you or take the piss.
Instead of worrying about keeping other people sweet, what do you want to focus on? Maybe you want to run a marathon. Maybe you want to watch Game of Thrones all weekend and smash a box of doughnuts (#goals). Whatever it is, you gotta do YOU.
LIBRA
(September 23-October 23)
Emoji: monkey covering eyes
Ever had a flatmate leave a pass-agg note on the fridge full of indirect accusations but finished with a smiley face? Or a workmate send around a ‘just a friendly reminder’ email dripping with barely concealed hostility? The lesson: hiding from situations instead of facing them head-on is kinda embarrassing. And also doesn’t work. Peace-loving Libras tend to avoid confrontation like they do matchy-matchy accessories, but this month you really need to stand up for yourself and deal with Stuff before it becomes Really Bad Stuff. The alternative to passive-aggression doesn’t have to be aggression – instead, try assertiveness. You can still use your trademark diplomacy – maybe don’t turn this into a slagging match – but don’t pull the ‘Beyonce exiting the Met Gala lift’ stunt either. Pretending things are fine when they’re really not, will only create a bigger problem later on.
Some Libras will feel the pull to do a detox, perhaps cutting back on booze or junk food, or maybe shifting away from more emotional toxins (draining situations, bad behaviour, etc) – totes a good idea. Watch out for office politics or squad rivalries around July 2 and 21 and don’t let the drama drag you down. If it doesn’t involve you, jog on.
SCORPIO
(October 24-November 21)
Emoji: thinking face emoji
Decisions, decisions. Not talking about whether to go with pizza or Thai, this is about the bigger life choices. If you find yourself torn like Natalie Imbruglia, the right choice to make is the one that feels right for you, and you only. You might claim you don’t know what to do, but you *do* know, Scorpio, you really do! You’re just conflicted because you’re worried about all that could go wrong, and your control freaky tendencies do nooooo like that level of uncertainty. Do what every contestant on The Voice does when choosing between coaches – go with your gut. And trust that it’ll work out for you. The Universe has got your back, OK?
For those struggling with overwhelming workloads and schedules tighter than Kimmy K’s jeans, the pressure will be extra intense from around July 20 onwards. Remember to ask for support from your fam, your squad, your workmates and the Universe. There aren’t any medals for doing it all on your own, you know – even Wonder Woman has allies. Make sure, too, that you’re taking ‘me time’ on the regular. Swap the ‘work work work work work’ mantra for ‘work rest and play’.
SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
Emoji: face with sunglasses
Why does Rihanna always wear sunglasses? Because her future’s so bright. Sorry for the lame dad joke, Sagittarius, but it looks like you need a reminder that what’s going on for you right now is not how things are gonna be forevs. Many Sags are putting in long hours at the office or slaving away on their passion project, but not seeing results. Others feel they’re going around in circles like a dog chasing its tail. Uber frustrating!
Not helping matters is the influence of Saturn, the planet of structure and restriction, which pitched a tent in your sign last year and – just like your flatmate’s boyfriend who’s treating your whare like it’s his – is showing no signs of leaving. The result: you’re going two steps forward, one step back. But hey, even slow progress is still progress, right? Try to be patient with the state of play, and know that there’s a light at the end of the tunnel (possibly around October, when Saturn finally packs up camp). At the risk of sounding like a cheesy Hubbard’s cereal brochure, even though you’re not where you want to be just yet, don’t give up. This is not the end of your story.
CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
Emoji: couple with heart
Last month’s romance feels are still pulsating through your sign, Capricorn *swoon*. For many Caps, the struggle between holding onto your independence and allowing yourself to get deeply enmeshed with another person is real. It is totally possible to find a balance, but first you’ll need to avoid falling into the trap of keeping bae at arm’s length or running away as soon as a love connection heats up. Equally, be wary of trying to overpower or control your partner, especially around July 18 (unless you guys have got some sort of consensual S&M going on… in which case, business as usual).
All this relationship energy will be pushing singles to open their hearts to a new love interest, and coupled-up Caps to deepen their connection by being totally real with their partners. If that doesn’t come easily to you, the stars are here to help by bringing the planet Mercury (which is all about communication and intellect) into your eighth house (associated with what is hidden) from July 6 to 25, making it easier to share secrets and reveal your deepest fears and fantasies. For those wanting to settle down with bae, this is a good time to have The Talk.
AQUARIUS
(January 20-February 18)
Emoji: scales
If your idea of balance is deciding *not* to work through lunch occasionally, the planets are urging you to wake up and smell the decaf. Aquarius, you’ve been all go-go-go for so-so-so long, and your body is not going to take that for much longer. Some of you may already be finding your health is giving you an unpleasant wake-up call in the form of colds that won’t go away, an old injury that’s flared up or recurring skin problems. RN the Universe is acting as a sort of librarian, sternly telling you to turn down the volume. Yes, it sounds boring, and yes, it is necessary. If you don’t catch your breath now and look after yourself better, the shit will really hit the fan later in the year.
As part of this wellbeing recalibration, your creative side is itching to come to the surface. If you feel drawn to art, writing, crafts or even creative cooking, get amongst it. For some Aquarians, the influence of Jupiter (the planet of expansion) in your ninth house (all about philosophy and higher learning) may prompt you to explore your spirituality. You might opt to learn meditation or delve into natural health. Namaste, and namaslay.
PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
Emoji: broken heart
So much heart ouchy! Many Pisceans are struggling with heartbreak, loneliness or loss – if that’s you, be gentle with yourself. Instead of trying to distract yourself with work, vodka or a cycle of booty calls, the Universe is pushing you to take time to work through your emotions to (as opposed to, you know, avoiding them). Some of you may even feel motivated to chat to a professional about whatever’s weighing you down. This will be particularly pressing around July 24, when your heartstrings may be tugged in a major way.
The Universe wants you to know that the heart is fully capable of repairing itself – but just like creating a perfectly grammable piece of unicorn toast, the process can’t be rushed. If you’re still pissed at an ex, remember that a heart that’s thrown open its doors to resentment hasn’t got the real estate for deep love. And plus, staying mad at someone doesn’t actually hurt them anyway. You don’t want to end up like Katy and Taylor – still firing shots at each other over a silly incident that happened FOUR YEARS AGO (srsly ladies, let it go already!).
