19 legendary Tinder opening lines that are so wrong they’re right

14 January 2019

We’ve chosen 19 of the best Tinder pick-up lines that (a) put a smile on our face, (b) made us LOL (in a good way) and (c) didn’t make us vomit.

Opening Tinder lines in all of their creative-yet-cringe glory.

Breaking the ice on the dating app Tinder can go one of two ways: so so right, or so so wrong. To the extent that, there are countless Instagram accounts dedicated to sharing the latter amounting to unprecedented levels of cringe, because – as it turns out – they’ve become the rule, not the exception (yuck!).

But there are very rare occasions in which a creative attempt at being charming and/or funny can actually be pulled off. While they mightn’t all be up your alley or get your heart racing, sometimes it’s good for the soul to just give decorum a bit of a side step and indulge in a cheeky lol at other people’s (mis)fortune.

Scroll below for some of the best Tinder pick-up lines from when the dating platform first launched:

Tinder pick up lines

1/17

LOL, he’s always like this. LOLOLOLOL.

Tinder pick up lines

2/17

A lot of work was put into this. A for effort.

Tinder pick up lines

3/17

Everyone loves a realist.

Tinder pick up lines

4/17

So lazy, it’s funny.

Tinder pick up lines

5/17

Open with a bit about baby deers and you can’t go wrong… That battery percentage is v concerning tho.

Tinder pick up lines

6/17

Genuine fear at the thought of losing you? Quite sweet, actually.

Tinder pick up lines

7/17

Sometimes you just need cheese (and fruit).y.

Tinder pick up lines

8/17

Get right to the point, cheers.

Tinder pick up lines

9/17

Props for committing to this pick up line.

Tinder pick up lines

10/17

3000 gentleman points for you, sir.

Tinder pick up lines

11/17

It’s good to be prepared for all possible scenarios.

Tinder Opening Lines

12/17

Yes. Just yes.

Tinder pick up lines

13/17

Not showing up empty-handed gets a further 3000 gent points.

Tinder pick up lines

14/17

Serious moves and great taste in music = potential bonking.

Tinder pick up lines

15/17

He really wants to make it work.

Tinder pick up lines

16/17

He brings sunshine. Protects you from pricks. He’s a champ.

Tinder pick up lines

17/17

Well played, Josh. Well played.

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